WEASEL STOMPING DAY
LYRICS AND INFORMATION

Weasel Stomping Day is the eighth song on Straight Outta Lynwood. It is an original by "Weird Al" Yankovic. It has a music video which was on an episode of Robot Chicken and can be found on the DVD side of Straight Outta Lynwood.

Here are the lyrics to Straight Outta Lynwood:

Faces filled with joy and cheer

What a magical time of year

Howdy ho, it's Weasel Stomping Day

Put your Viking helmet on

Spread that mayonnaise on the lawn

Don't you know it's Weasel Stomping Day?

All the little girls and boys

Love that wonderful crunching noise

You'll know what this days about

When you stomp a weasel's guts right out

So come along and have a laugh

Snap their weaselly spines in half

Grab your boots and stomp your cares away

Hip hip hooray it's Weasel Stomping Day

People up and down the street

Crushing weasels beneath their feet

Why we do it, who can say?

But it's such a festive holiday

So let the stomping fun begin

Bash their weaselly skulls right in

It's tradition, that makes it ok

Hey everyone it's Weasel Stomping.

We'll have some fun on Weasel Stomping.

Put down your gun it's Weasel Stomping Day

Hip hip hooray, it's Weasel Stomping Day

Weasel Stomping Day

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