Waffle King

Lyrics and Information

Waffle King is the eleventh song on the Alapalooza album. It is an original song by "Weird Al" Yankovic.

Here are the lyrics to Waffle King:
(Everything in Italics is song in a different voice)

It took a lifetime, but I finally found
The perfect waffle recipe
You'll never find a batter any better in this whole stinkin' town
One little bite and I'm sure that you'll agree

Your eyes roll back and your knees get weak
Aw, you're gonna lick your plate clean
People come from miles around just to study my technique
I make the best darn waffles this world has ever seen

I'm the Waffle King Waffle King yeah
Waffle King Waffle King
That's what they call me
Waffle King Waffle King
Hey, I'm the Waffle King

Everywhere I go, the people cheer
I never have to wait in line
People say, "Right this way, sir your money's no good here.'
Some day I betcha they'll build me a shrine

And everybody say, "Well, I'm your biggest fan!"
"I seen your picture in People Magazine!"
Folks come from around the world just to shake my hand
If you don't believe in the power of the waffle lemme show you just what I mean

I'm the Waffle King Waffle King
Make you want to scream and shout
Waffle King Waffle King
That's my name, don't wear it out
Waffle King Waffle King
Make no mistake about it I'm the Waffle King... yeah

Roll out the red carpet, 'cause here I come
All you peons better scram
Out of my way, you worthless piece of scum
Don't you know who I am?
Hey!

I wanna see you grovel, you waffle-eatin' fools
Everybody, on your knees
You wanna buy a waffle, you're playin' by my rules
Go on, beg me... lemme hear you say "pretty please"

Can't you tell the universe revolves around me?
Don't you know you suckers owe me everything?
And can't you see that I'm the highest form of life that there could ever be?
Everybody all around the world, stand up and sing
Come on now...

Waffle King
Hey, batter batter
Waffle King
Hot on your platter
Waffle King
Say, what's the matter

Don't you know who I am?
Don't you know who I am?

Tell 'em, girls
He's the Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa Waffle King
Yeah yeah
He's the Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa Waffle King
Tell the truth now
He's the Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa Waffle King

Don't you know who I am?
Don't you know who I am?

I'm the Waffle King Waffle King
Step aside, I'm coming through
Waffle King Waffle King
Hey, what's the matter with you?

Listen pal
You can kiss my royal butt Waffle King
Don't you know who I am?
You've got to be kidding me
I'm the Waffle King