Spam

Lyrics And Information

 

Spam is the twelfth song on the UHF Original Motion Picture Soundtrack And Other Stuff album, the fifth song on the Food Album and the eleventh song on disc 3 of Al-In-The-Box . It is a parody of "Stand" by REM.

Here are the lyrics to Spam:

Spam in the place where I live, ham and pork
Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now, oh boy
Spam in my luchbox at work, it's the best
Really makes a darn good sandwich any way you slice it at all

If you're running low, go to the store
Carry some money to help you buy more
The tab is there to open the can
The can is there to hold in the spam

Oh, spam on the table at home, ham and pork
Think about selection, are, there different flavors now let's eat
Spam in my office at work, it's the best
Think about the stuff its made from, wonder if it's mystery of meat

If you need a spoon, keep one around
Carry a thermose to help wash it down
Now, if there's some left, don't just throw it out
Use it for spackle or bathroom grout, now

Spam in my pantry at home, have some more
Think of expiration, better read, the lable oh boy
Spam breakfast, dinner, or lunch, it's the best
Think about how it's been precooked, wonder if I'll just eat it cold

Now, once you start in, you can't put it down
Don't leave it sitting or it'll turn brown
The key is going to open the tin
The tin is there to keep the spam in

Oh, spam, Spam
Ham and pork
Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now, oh boy
Spam, spam
It's the best
Really makes a darn good sandwich any way you slice it

Spam in the place where I live, have some more
Think about addiction, wonder if I'm a junkie now, let's eat
Spam in the place where I work, you're obsessed
Think about the way it's processed, wonder if it's some kind of meat

Spam in the back of my car, ham and pork
Spam any place that you are, ham and pork
The tab is there to open the can, spam any place that you are, ham and pork
The can is there to hold in the spam, spam any place that you are, ham and pork
Oh spam