"My Bologna"

Lyrics and Information

 

My Bologna is the seventh song on the "Weird Al" Yankovic" album, eighth song on "The Food Album" and the first song on disc 1 of "Al-In-The-Box" . It is a parody of "My Sharona" by The Knack. This song was the first big hit on the Dr. Demento Show.

Here are the Lyrics to My Bologna:

Ooh, my little hungry one, hungry one
Open up a package of my bologna
Ooh, I think the toast is done, the toast is done
Top it with a little of my bologna

Never gonna stop, eat it up
Such a tasty snack I always eat too much, then throw up
But I'll soon be back for my, my, my, yi, yi, woo
M-m-m-my bologna

Spreadin on the mustard now, show me how
Spread it on a litle of this bologna
Hoping that we don't run out, don't run out
If we do I'm sure that I'll miss bologna

Never gonna stop, eat it up
Such a tasty snack I always eat too much, then throw up
But I'll soon be back for my, my, my, yi, yi, woo
M-m-m-my bologna
M-m-m-my bologna

Going to the market now, market now
I'm the city's biggest bologna buyer
Walking down the shopping isles, shopping isles
Filling up my basket with Oscar Meyer

Never gonna stop, eat it up
Such a tasty snack I always eat too much, then throw up
But I'll soon be back for my, my, my, yi, yi, woo
M-m-m-m-m-m-m-my, my, my, yi, yi, woo
M-m-m-my bologna
M-m-m-my bologna
M-m-m-my bologna
M-m-m-my bologna