Homina!
Homina!
Homina homina homina!

ba ba oom mow mow
ba ba oom mow ma mow
ba ba oom mow mow
ba ba oom mow ma mow

Well doggies!

Hey cutta cutta cutta cutta cutta, eeh ah!
Hey cutta cutta cutta cutta cutta, eeh ah!
Hey cutta cutta cutta cutta cutta, eeh ah!
Hey cutta cutta cutta cutta cutta, eeh ah!

Tahuwai la a tahuwai wai la
Ehu hene la a pili koo lua la
Pututui lu a ite toe la
Hanu lipo ita paalai

Everybody!

Tahuwai la a tahuwai wai la
Ehu hene la a pili koo lua la
Pututui lu a ite toe la
Hanu lipo ita paalai

Au we ta huala
Au we ta huala

Zicke zacke, zicke zacke, Oy Oy OY!
Zicke zacke, zicke zacke, Oy Oy Oy!

Ring ding ding, rum bum bum, riki tiki daba daba dum bum bum
Ring ding ding, rum bum bum, riki tiki daba daba dum bum bum
(heavy breathing)

Heh... heh... heh...
La la la, nice lady!

cutta cutta cutta cutta
cuttyta nogayna noggy teeta cuddadit
naw nay daw
cuttyta nogayna noggy teeta cuddadit
naw nay daw
cuttyta nogayna noggy teeta cuddadit
naw nay
          
da da cuddagudda dit
naw cuh-ta
da cuddagudda dit
naw cuh-ta
da cuddagudda dit
naw cuh-ta
da da cuddagudda dit
naw cuh-ta da!

...Nope, never heard of the Yoda Chant. :P

...Yes, I have memorized the Yoda Chant.
Do You Own Any Vans: No
Do You Have A Hamster?: I have a dog...
Did You Name It Harvey?: ...Named Jesse
Do You Have An Accordion?: Yes, 120 bass
Can You Play It?: Yes, but I teach myself
Do You Own Any Hawaiian Shirts?: Yes, 4 to be exact
Do You Get Mad Whenever Someone Mispronounces Al's Name?: Well, I don't get mad. I just correct them. I only get mad if after I correct them they still mispronounce it or just mispronounce it to bug me.
Favorite Band Member: Aww...I can't choose, they're all great!
Favorite Al Quote (line from a song/anything from interviews/anything from movies): Way to many funny ones to just write down one now.

How Did You First Hear Of Al?: When I was young, my older sibling would dress me up and make me sing and dance to Amish Paradise in front of family and friends. I began to love Amish Paradise and started listening to other songs. And that is
the reason why I am as obsessed over Al as I am today
Have You Ever Seen Al Live In Concert?: Yes
Have You Ever Been To An Al Conceret Outside Of Your State?: Yes
How About Outside Of Your Country?: Nope
If You Have Been To An Al Concert, What's The Story Behind Your Concert Experience(s)?: Wow, there are so many different stories. I've been to 7 concerts, and all of them have a different story to tell. It is an amazing experience and I highly recommend seeing Al live to anyone even if you are just getting into him. If you're really interested in all of the concert experiences I've had, you can check out any of my concert reviews here on this website.
Have You Ever Been Hit By The Smells Like Nirvana Water (After he gargles?): Yes, 2 times.
Have You Ever Caught The Smells Like Nirvana Cup?: No, came close once, though.
Has Al Ever Given You The Boxers or Scarves (One More Minute)?: No

Have You Ever Met Al?: Yes, 3 times
If So What's The Story Behind That?: Well, the first time was at the end of a concert where he came out and shook my hand and hugged me, but there was no time for autographs. The second time was at the end of another concert and he came out and shook hands, hugged me, talked with me, and signed my Poodle Hat shirt. The third time was before a concert started, he came out and shook my hand, we talked and he signed my Hawaiian shirt. He's a really nice guy, and gives the best hugs...I go into more detail on my concert review pages here on this website.
Have You Ever Met Any Of The Band Members?: Yes
If So, Which Band Members Did You Meet?: Jon "Bermuda" Schwartz, Steve Jay, Jim West and Ruben Valtierra...Which I guess makes all of them.
If So What's The Story Behind That?: Lets see, I met Jon "Bermuda" Schwartz twice. Each time I got to shake hands with him and talk with him, got hugs from him and he signed something of mine. I met Steve Jay three times, and I got to talk with him for a long time (he obviously likes talking with people) and got a hug and he signed something of mine. I met Jim West once and got to talk with him and have him sign something of mine. I met Ruben Valtierra twice and I got to talk with him and have him sign something. They are all really nice and really talented people....you know, I go into more detail on my concert review pages which just happen to be right here on this very website! (wink wink, nudge nudge)

Have You Ever Tried A Twinkie Weiner Sandwich?: Yes
If So Did You Like It?: I wouldn't recommend it.
Do You Bargle Nawdle Zouss???: I would, but it's so hard with all these marbles in my mouth.
Do You Hate Sauerkraut?: Yes
Which Do You Prefer? (Glasses And Moustache LASIK And No Facial Hair LASIK And Goatee): Any way is fine with me, but I do like the LASIK and Goatee.
Do You Own A Rareity?: Yes
If So What Rareities?: Too many to write all of them down.
Do You Own UHF?: Yes
If So What Do You Think Of It?: It's funny. I wouldn't consider it my favorite comedy movie. But it is very good, has a lot of great parodies
How Did You Find This Website?: I created it.
Anything Else We Should Know About You?: For those of you who haven't figured it out, I am the Administrator of this website. I created all the pages for all Al fans to see and learn about Al. Many of you may know me as WeirdAlexis279 or WEIRDALexis279 (on WOWAY only) on many message boards and forums I am on. If you ever see me on a forum or instant messengers, don't hesitate to say Hi! I love meeting and talking with other Al fans and sharing intrests. I enjoy listening to anything that will make me laugh.