MEET FAN #22
JARED MARKER
Name: Jared Marker
Email Address: bobber_27@yahoo.com
Age: 17
Gender: Male
Location: Minnesota
Favorite Parody: Yoda
Favorite Original: Dog Eat Dog
Favorite Polka: Polka Power!
Favorite Song: Yoda (Dog Eat Dog is a close 2nd)
Favorite Album: Running With Scissors
Favorite Unreleased Song: Whole Lotta Lunch
Favorite Music Video: Bob (Only to mess with Dave Rossi's mind. :P)
Have You Memorized Albuquerque?: Yup
Have You Memorized The Yoda Chant?: Yup
Do You Own Any Vans: No, but I've been meaning to buy some for the past few
years..
Do You Have A Hamster?: No
Did You Name It Harvey?: No, I have no hamster to name Harvey. I only have a cat
named Slinky.
Do You Have An Accordion?: I have a mini 8 bass accordion
Can You Play It?: Yeah, sort of.
Do You Own Any Hawiian Shirts?: Yep. About 10.
Do You Get Mad Whenever Someone Mispronounces Al's Name?: Depends. I always correct them though. Sometimes they get mad that I correct them. Then I hurt them.
Favorite Band Member: Steve Jay
Favorite Al Quote (Line from a song/Anything from interviews/Anything from movies): "Hi, my name is Al. Wanna go out?" -from an Ask Al response to someone asking Al what he'd ask a girl who he wanted to go out with.
How Did You First Hear Of Al?: I'd have to say through my friend Kyle around the time of The Weird Al Show. Although I believe my brother had a tape of Alapalooza a long time ago that we used to listen to. I dont know for sure though.
Have You Ever Seen Al Live In Concert?: Yes. 4 times.
If So What's The Story Behind Your Weird Al Concert?: Al comes out, sings songs, then the show ends. Is that good?
Have You Ever Been Hit By The Smells Like Nirvana Water (After he gargles?): No
Have You Ever Caught The Smells Like Nirvana Cup?: No
Has Al Ever Given You The Boxers or Scarves (One More Minute): No
Have You Ever Met Al?: Yes
If So What's The Story Behind That Experience?: I met him after a concert in Minneapolis summer of 2004. I got to chat with him for a few seconds, get his autograph, and pose for a picture with him. He's really nice.
Have You Ever Met Any Of The Band Members: Sadly no. Ive had the opportunity, but I was too shy to walk up and talk to any of them. :(
What Artist Should Al Parody Next?: Anybody but that one canadian band....ugh...which one is it.....eh, I forget.
Have You Ever Tried A Twinkie Weiner Sandwich?: Yes.
If So Did You Like It?: Yes I did like it. Although it was unofficial, since I didnt dip it in milk.
Which Do You Prefer? (Glasses And Moustache/LASIK And No Facial Hair/LASIK And Goatee): LASIK, no glasses, with or without the goatee.
Do You Own A Rareity?: Yes
If So What Rareities?: I have a few, but my rarest would be my Christmas At Ground Zero 12" record.
Do You Own UHF?: Yup. On DVD, VHS, AND Laserdisc! :D
If So What Do You Think Of It?: I thought it was awesome. Funny thing is, I just got a DVD in the mail, and it had a short clip of a movie critic completely bashing the movie. Ugh. Some people just have no sence of humor or direction in life.
Anything Else We Should Know About You?: I can turn red traffic lights green by staring at them. I can twist my left leg behind my head. And I can do an imitation of Prince.
Thanks to Jared Marker for participating in the "Weird Al" Fans Page. Do you want to create your own "Weird Al" Fans Page? Go to http://weirdalexperience.com/_weird_al__fans and fill out the form at the bottom of the page!
